Entry #18

[dandy_bro]

Captain's log:

This.. is a most disturbing predicament. A hallucination? A nightmare? What is this.. what is.. I cannot express, nor fathom the amount of shock and.. awe.. and.. What's become of me! I would never dream of this! NEVER! Not like this..! I take care of little women!

I DO NOT BECOME LITTLE WOMEN!

As you.. may notice. Captain has.. misplaced his VRD, and has resorted to using this.. sweet little.. girl's.. endearing laptop. Luckily this Johnny still knows his way around a deck.. er.. Desk top.

Right right.. These hands are so.. small and delicate that it's difficult to get used to picking up or touching anything.

And I.. have found it most hazardous to pick up that little stick over there.. So seems black tech isn't beyond this child's touch and I... turned the sofa into a several rabbits who proceeded to copulate and scurry out the front door and into the streets..

This is a disgrace... I will be sure to erase this memory before it's burned into any unwanted minds..

However.. to make light of my situation.. I took the time to primp and preen this sweet girl into the likes of a young lady. Such lovely hair should not be left unbrushed!

This message shall self-delete...!

Comments

[iron-countess.livejournal.com]

Mr. Johnny, I presume? I see you have been caught into this nightmare as well.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

You’d be correct!

Nightmare.. is the perfect word.. though I only wish there was synonym that meant far worse..

[iron-countess.livejournal.com]

What about teenage hell? But that isn't fair. The person who is the original owner of my current body actually ended up there in the body of an adolescent.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

Someone has placed far too much emphasis on the word 'mismatched'...

[iron-countess.livejournal.com]

How true. Heh. I do hope this will end soon. How long do you stipulate until it is over? Until Sunday? Monday?

1/2

[chain-and-blade.livejournal.com]

What the--- JOHNNY?!

[chain-and-blade.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, y-you're a little girl?! OH MAN....and you were always talking about being so MANLY!

[redeyedmemory.livejournal.com]

Laughing at other people's demise is rude, Axl.. Well, to me it is.

[chain-and-blade.livejournal.com]

Eh, he's laughed at me a couple times before so it's only fair, no? Don't worry, I'm just teasing him, Dizzy, and he knows not to take it seriously.

[redeyedmemory.livejournal.com]

But then it doesn't involve body switching, right.. ?

[chain-and-blade.livejournal.com]

Body switching? No. Definitely now. This is the first, and hopefully the last time this'll happen. He's probably had some good laughs at the places I end up with my time-slipping, though.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

.... You are always so cruel, no?

And you.. are a scarred youth who looks like he's spent far too much time moping and moaning a somber requiem..

Such sad eyes.. I do hope they are not yours..

[chain-and-blade.livejournal.com]

Hey, you've laughed at me before, so it's only fair~

Eh, not my body, of course. Originally belongs to some guy called Leon, apparantly. Whatever, hopefully, this entire mess'll be sorted out in a day or two like the other events and stuff.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

Hardly! Mine are tasteful! Your's are just uncalled for.

Always the optimist, no? I'll take your word for it..

[redeyedmemory.livejournal.com]

Johnny.. ? What's wrong?

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

D..dizzy!? .... Eyy..

Please.. Do not look..

I'd.. be saddened to think my crew to see me in a form so.. so.. Unfitting as the title of your Captain.

[redeyedmemory.livejournal.com]

Ah.. I'm sorry Johnny. If there's anything you need, tell me?

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

Please take care of the crew while Captain sorts out..

This little mess.. Would you, my lady?

[witchybookworm.livejournal.com]

...

Alright, a.) don't 'primp' me, b.) you seemed to have figured this out but DON'T touch the wand, and c.) ...get out of my body as soon as possible.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

..Well, well.. haven't we stepped into the soles of a beast, hm?

a.) Beautiful, I can help but show how lovely you are!
b.) I'm not fond of black tech, so your stick is back where you left it, luv.
c.) Much obliged.. But would you say please~♥?

[witchybookworm.livejournal.com]

I'm a know-it-all, not a beast or a 'little girl'. Got it memorized

And 'please'.

((strikeout never existed. i just wanted it there. XD;))

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I wasnt refering to you.. I was speaking of the thing you're trapped in.. forgive me if I sounded rude, Young Lady~♥

Or.. would you perfer madam? Mademoiselle?

As for your body.. I~I'm.. afraid I haven't an ideal of how to properly return it to you..

[dainamo.livejournal.com]

Well now because -I- can sit and laugh, for the mere fact I do not know you on a regular basis, but I still know you.. but don't.. but.. well.. ignore all that.

Anyway.. back to the pointing and laughing of your situation.

HA HA HA!!
Sure I'm in the same boat as you are, though not to an extent.. I can still chuckle.

[dandy-bro.livejournal.com]

....

I may be in my own personal hell..

Yet at least I'm not Literally In Hell.

[dainamo.livejournal.com]

...

Oh come on, you don't know what you're missing~