The Ordinary Extraordinaire!

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Captain's Log!

Ahh the sweet smell of victory. Do you scent it perfumed in the air as I do? Perhaps you are all still muddled up by your current state of affairs.. What with one strife ending, another pops up! Ah such is the burdened of life.. darkness hangs in the balance. Always there. Ever near. I believe everyone will face their trails soon enough in this world we're in now.. We're here to be cleansed, no? And all guys and gals share some sort of sin, even to the smallest white lie..

Ya know, I believe man can achieve perfection.. Why look at this miraculously pristine body before you! I'm one of the great examples! But man has to 'want' perfection, before he can claim it, you know.. Nothing can be forced on humanity. That's why we have so many rebels. That's why we have people like me around. Hey, you all may think what I did was a bit foolhardy. But which of you has even bothered to fight back, aye? It's all fine and dandy if you wanna stay here.. Who am I to keep you from being self-preserving? So I suppose I've been going out here, sticking my chiseled nose out for the lot who are still yearning for their home.

I've always taken my home with me where-ever I go, so really I got no homesick problem, save for the fact I got some nice folks back in my own time who need much more attention than the one's here. Ya know, back in the place where people appreciated my work. Ah well ah well, I suppose this world is full of pessimism and one just does not know how to look on the bright side! One does not know how to look for a way out. One does not even want to put the effort into it!

But I have to say.. it is endearing to see those that are making the most of what they have here... Unwilling to stop their lives to be lived because a simple change in scenery. Why look about you today! The city is covered in ornaments and party favors of all sorts! This is what I like to see! This sort of enthusiasm in my people who still believe in having a good time even in dark times. Such optimism makes my grand heart sing... And you can bet I'll be joining you tonight for the garish festivities..

Megumi, I know you've caught yourself in a bit of a mess, and I've come to wish you well, I hope you do not mind visitors.. I'll be sure to let the occupants of the castle know of my magnanimous presence.. Besides, I wouldn’t want you to miss what I've dressed your sweet prince up as~♥

Naa Dynamo? Come out of hiding, I have something especially special picked out for you!

To all you still willing to have a good time, this Johnny bids you a merry night!

( It's raining Cats and Dogs! )

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Captain's Log!

It's been some time, since the spirits of the people were lifted! I.. Your Captain of the skies. Your personal Amoroso, Johnny. Beseech you all! But most especially.. My dance partner for the evening!

Yes you! You Metallic, Manacling, Monotonous, Monotype, Monothematic, Magnificent, Magnanimous, Molecular, Machine! I've come here to this square to offer you my hand. Yes this hand, the hand of Robin Hood! Would you believe it? The great and eccentric one. Fiend of fiends. The dastardly Criminal of Crimes. Giving up!

But... Not as you think..

You have to work for it!

Non, non, non, this man cannot just go behind bars without a fair match to bring him down, no? Not that you can. Nor that you will.. But I'm a nice guy. I'll let you try! Anything for the sake of the dance!

Anything to fight for the freedom to love and be loved! Forgive me if I am out of line.. But such a law has no merit over one such as myself.. No.. For I am the essence that is Empathy!

So come now! Or come all! You're welcome to see the choreography I've written.. This will be no punishment to fear.. Non, non and another non! Not at all! I will lead you this day, and show you that though we may be caged in a world not our own.. We are not powerless!

With great beauty and extraordinary smiles, I will show you all the strength we have inside..

Come! Let's make this a tango one cannot forget! With the fires of passion this man, Johnny sets the world alight~♥!



I do hope this get's your attention...

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((ooc: Fireworks of bourbon and whiskey dazzling across the sky in the center square! All in the lovely shapes of "J"'s to flush his dance partner out into the open. Johnny welcomes you to the square with treats and good music! And once the fair Avatar Robo-ky makes the stage, the real show will begin! ♥ ))

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Captain's Log!

My, my, and another my! Such distasteful and distracting creatures.. Here I thought listening to the local media would garner some much needed information.. Instead the poor people of this city are denied knowledge by such bothersome and useless interruption..

I do hope the next time they attempt to cause havoc it actually has a 'point'.. Dynamo? You've been looking for some fun, no?

Why not show these walking jungle-gyms what a real automatron can do... You have free-range. I can't have my people in fear of toys so very silly..

My ears are still ringing from so many garbled voices speaking at once over eachother.. They should learn how to take turns! Seems, only fair, eh?




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Captain's log.

Tonight I stood out on the roof of the pagoda.. And watched my girls dance about in the lights of the colored lanterns. It was the first time I had seen them without worry etching their brows since they heard those terrible screams from the city and the multiple gunshots that had been ringing out in the night.. It's the first night I've had not the heartache of hearing them cry.

I stood there and thought what it would be like if every night could be as jubilant as this..
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Captain's log:

This.. is a most disturbing predicament. A hallucination? A nightmare? What is this.. what is.. I cannot express, nor fathom the amount of shock and.. awe.. and.. What's become of me! I would never dream of this! NEVER! Not like this..! I take care of little women!

I DO NOT BECOME LITTLE WOMEN!

As you.. may notice. Captain has.. misplaced his VRD, and has resorted to using this.. sweet little.. girl's.. endearing laptop. Luckily this Johnny still knows his way around a deck.. er.. Desk top.

Right right.. These hands are so.. small and delicate that it's difficult to get used to picking up or touching anything.

And I.. have found it most hazardous to pick up that little stick over there.. So seems black tech isn't beyond this child's touch and I... turned the sofa into a several rabbits who proceeded to copulate and scurry out the front door and into the streets..

This is a disgrace... I will be sure to erase this memory before it's burned into any unwanted minds..

However.. to make light of my situation.. I took the time to primp and preen this sweet girl into the likes of a young lady. Such lovely hair should not be left unbrushed!

This message shall self-delete...!

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♪♫Being a pirate is alright to be!

You do what you want for a pirate is free!

You are a pirate!♪♫

Yar har! Fiddlty dee!

If you love to sail the sea!

You are a Pirate!

Hmm~mmm.. Seems we've found ourselves in uncharted musical territory.. What say you make of it, May?

..Ah.. May-san?

Johnny! I want pink hair like that girl! Puulleeaaseee can I have pink hair pretty pleeeaaassee?!!?

E-ehhy... You're hair is.. most beautiful the way it is, Princess..

Oh! You really think so?! ♥♥♥♥

...ehhh.. Very.. much so, sweets..

Now, back to our.. Matter at hand.. So seems we've come across a word ruled by hand-puppets and... Strange men in tights..

All run by a eccentric little girl in pink who randomly breaks out into Eupo-pop song and dance..

It's... rather mesmerizing.. and difficult to resist joining in I.. I ah..! Whump~!

Here's a Real Pirate for ya mateys! Sing it, Johnny!

Naandaa..? Er..D..Do what you want for a pirate is free!
You are a Pirate!

Yar.. Har.. Fiddle.. tee dee.. Ugh.. Being a Pirate is alright with me! Do what you want because a Pirate is free..
You are a Pirate!
( You Are A PIRATE! )

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Captain's Log~♥!

Today is a day of amore! Do you not feel it? The scent of ladies perfume wafting the air! The pulse in your veins, it flows like fire straight to the heart!

Don't you feel it? The sensation that transfixes you to the one you adore most! How you suffocate freely and drown in their presence alone!

Do you feel it? Yearning to quench your forbidden thirst! Craving just one delectable taste!

Don't you feel it? Setting your desires alight.. burning to the deepest core of your lonely soul.

Come!

Do you feel.. Me? My arms around you.. Kiss your woes goodbye..

Don't you feel me? My love pressed only for you.. soft against your lips aquiver..

You Will feel me... My dearest one.. This day of amore~♥

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Captain's L--..Ernn.. What more is there to say, eh?

I've tangled with the wrong person, don't you think?

Aw.. Johnny! It's not so bad! You still got me~♥

Fawned! Toyed with! The gods of time and space leave my mouth dry as a wasteland!

You need a drinky-poo?

And tarnish the liquor with these wild ideals in my head? I'm out of my mind..

You, Johnny? Never EVER! We got to get you back on your feet that's all~♥!

( And now.. a Musical Interlude.. )