Sep. 9th, 2006

Entry #18

Sep. 9th, 2006 02:16 am
dandy_bro: (Hermione?)
Captain's log:

This.. is a most disturbing predicament. A hallucination? A nightmare? What is this.. what is.. I cannot express, nor fathom the amount of shock and.. awe.. and.. What's become of me! I would never dream of this! NEVER! Not like this..! I take care of little women!

I DO NOT BECOME LITTLE WOMEN!

As you.. may notice. Captain has.. misplaced his VRD, and has resorted to using this.. sweet little.. girl's.. endearing laptop. Luckily this Johnny still knows his way around a deck.. er.. Desk top.

Right right.. These hands are so.. small and delicate that it's difficult to get used to picking up or touching anything.

And I.. have found it most hazardous to pick up that little stick over there.. So seems black tech isn't beyond this child's touch and I... turned the sofa into a several rabbits who proceeded to copulate and scurry out the front door and into the streets..

This is a disgrace... I will be sure to erase this memory before it's burned into any unwanted minds..

However.. to make light of my situation.. I took the time to primp and preen this sweet girl into the likes of a young lady. Such lovely hair should not be left unbrushed!

This message shall self-delete...!

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